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Every once and a while I'll write a new poem. Posted here is my most famous poem, and below I'll always be adding more!

Mr. Oswaldo

Mr. Oswaldo, where did you go?
I've been looking for you and chewing my toe
My zipper is yellow and my teeth bright blue
Where are the napkins? I gotta go poo!
I jumped off the swingset and fell in the bark
My favorite uncle is Brian Fredrick Arthur Leslie Edward Clark
Oh please Oswaldo, make me some tea
Then we can drink it, you him and me
Who is the him that'll drink it with us?
His name is Ochona Bobona Doogus
Mr. Oswaldo, you have to come back
Or Bill Clinton will die of a heart attack

I Found a Man